Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with
HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the
services will be terminated.
 
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but
handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at
any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for
HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.HP don't have..
Last but not least........

TV do not have virus, but h/p yes..........have
VIRUS..............so better choose TV